Ebyns Academy for Underage Girls
Dear Legally-aged Sirs, Madams, and/or Transsexuals,
Are you interested in ‘teaching’ nubile young girls who have no sense of right or wrong? Would you like to keep them after clbum for ‘detentions’? Would you care to ‘educate’ our young, impressionable students in the ways of the world? Well, do we have a place for you! Join Ebyn’s Academy for Underage Girls, where all of these many options are available! No experience required, no background checks, bad credit, no credit, you’re already approved! Apply today!
Dear Underage Girls,
We’ve got free candy. Come on into the school. Nothing bad could possibly happen.