E-Peen™ lengths are unfortunately not updated in real time. To save our server processing power, they are calculated overnight with the rest of the rollover stuff (deliveries, new forum visits).

You should have your newfound length shortly after 7 a.m. (EST) on the day following when you earned the new E-Peen™.

There are certain E-Peen™ that need to be granted manually (Ol’ Spread-Eagle Eyes, Collaborator, etc). Generally speaking, these are up to the admins’ discretion. While we urge patience, if you believe due diligence has not been met within a reasonable time, it is appropriate to leave a report or contact your favorite mod/admin.