Zre Posted:

The story of about how emo decided to die.

One young emo decided to die,
  so he inserted sharp fork in his eye,
Now so bleedy he will weep,
  because the fork is sitting deep,
Poor young emo can hardly to sleep:
  fork his eyes opened keep,
But poor emo can not leave live:
  he's so pathethic, that he scares even death, so he unable to die

That’s deep. Spot on. I revel in the misery of it.