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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

I’d like to dedicate this Valentine’s Day to my first true love, a girl that I’ll never forget…

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My 1994 Cadillac Seville SLS. Even though you were a 2-ton battleship (still smaller than Bacchus’ mom) with a dead air ride suspension that only got around 12 mpg on a really good day, I still loved you. Mostly because of the seat warmers. Alas, it was not meant to be and I lost you last year in a tragic “never let your mom drive your car because she’ll ****ing wreck it” incident. But I still think about you from time to time and smile.


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