William Imm Posted:

Either I made some highly precise calculations based on the alignment of the planents and the International Date Line, or I’m making it all up. Pick one or the other.

The planets don’t effect his AIDS, and he has a lot of AIDS. It’s from being ****ed in the bumhole by a lot of homeless black men. Those are the only ones that accept payment in the foodstamps he steals from his mother’s purse after she sucks him off and falls asleep contented. Also, he can’t program a Tivo.