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The Ultimate-

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400


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A bus driver is doing his usual route on Sesame Street one day when he picks up a fat woman. The woman says, “Hi, I’m Patty!” The driver merely says, “Hi”.

Later on, he picks up another fat woman who also says her name is Patty. He continues driving until he picks up a man wearing a striped green suit and an orange

tie. He says to the driver, “Hi, my name is Ross, and I’m special!” The driver responds, “Cool story, bro. Now take your seat.” Ross does so.

A couple blocks later, he picks up a rather tough-looking guy. The guy says, “The name’s Cheese, Lester Cheese.” Again, the driver gives a simple “Hi there” and

Lester takes his seat. Actually, the reason Lester looked so tough was because his feet had been bothering him, so he takes off his shoes and socks and scratches his feet.

When the bus driver finishes work and gets home, he tells his wife, “Honey, you’re not gonna believe this, but today I had two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Cheese

picking bunions on the Sesame Street Bus!”

The Ultimate Warlord edited this message on 06/21/2012 12:56PM

I am the Ultimate Warlord,

Kneel before my Sword of Light!

I am the Ultimate Warlord,

Better get your planet to right!

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