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Avatar: 262395 2012-06-12 08:12:58 -0400

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

These are things I constantly think about, things that constantly happen in my life. Please read and tell me what you think.. :/

1. I like it when people like me.. only problem is I’ve never been liked.

2. I cry when old black hairy men face**** me and pee on my mammary glands.. the worst part is that I like it.

3. Everytime I buy a new razor I stuff it in my bum and use it on my wrist, that way I get a skin infection.

4. Every thousand date-rejection, I go hang myself, to just end up being thrown in the dumpster by cheerleaders.

5. Every time I cry, I have a huge orgasm.

6. People spit on me because I look so tasty.. at least that’s what I like to believe.

7. I get a new baby rabbit every christmas because my aunt kills them every time.

8. I wish I was a boy, so that I would be tough enough to beat up everyone who beats me up first.

9. I hate everyone I meet because everyone I meet does one of these things: punch me, pee on me, spit on me or rapes me.

10. My cat likes to scratch my woman's genitals and watch it bleed, then he licks it all up and starts all over again.

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