I like Apple Jack because she is the only pony that makes food, and she starts the most fights. Like that one episode where she and Rainbow Dash have all those competitions, but Rainbow Dash ****ing cheats and then Apple Jack is like “**** you, you ****ing **** bum dyke.” And that was pretty cool. And then there was that episode with Apple Jack and Rarity, and Rarity was all like “You suck!” and then Apple Jack was like “**** YOU HOE! I’MMA **** THIS PLACE UP WITH A TREE!” Except, I didn’t like how at the end, Apple JAck kind of sold out by being cool with Rarity, but it’s okay because she still kicks more bum than any of the other **** bum ponies.