One day while I was pooping in the kitchen a male reproductive organ-fabulous personging douche fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the chair and knocked over Abraham Lincoln. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and ****ed a transvestite off the table. It then knocked a glbum of semen off the coffee table. After forty minutes of chasing the douche through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest nuns.