you ever take a cab to another town with no money and then get out of the cab casually like nothing was up and just totally ignoring the guy and he’s yelling at you but you just act like you can’t even hear him cuz seriously whats he going to do fight you or something whatever. and then it turns out he does want to fight you but then your like damn bro someone just stole your cab and hes like wha oh **** and runs away from the fight like a ****?

and then later your like hanging out in the book store because its free chairs and air conditioned and this kid comes up that works there and hes like yo, you wanna join my fight club and you laugh but hes like no im serious we meet up behind the 7-11 at 1am every saturday and your like yea bro totally. and then he lifts up his shirt and shows you his bruised chest and hes like its awesome bro and your like word. so then you ask him if he can score some acid and hes like TOTALLY and you promise to pay him back at fight club later tonight and leave because who wants to trip at the barnes and noble and then you are just like hanging out somewhere you dont even remember maybe it was a little league game or something and theres some chick jogging past and your like sup yoga pants and she doesnt hear you cuz earbuds and **** so you jump down off the bleachers and she gets so scared she falls back on her bum like what the **** and your like oh my bad i just wanted to hit on you and **** and shes like thats so romantic so you go back to her place and she blows you for a bit then tries to do you and your like wait up lets maybe shower off some of that jogging sweat and shes like yea so your rifling through her drawers and your trip is really kicking in by now and you mistake that globe for a fox but it seems pretty logical at the time that a globe could somehow resemble a fox. and then you finish up with her and shes like you cant sleep here and your like oh cool and you go for a walk to get a red bull or some **** and it sounds like world war 3 is happening around the corner and you go peak and realize its fight club and your like lol thats really happening (i think) and then you dont remember how you got there but your crashing at this dudes house and you could swear to god his couch is a stoney waterfall but you fall asleep in it anyway and then you wake up and its like 3pm and he’s just over on his computer playing quake (one) and your like HOW OLD IS THAT COMPUTER WTF and walk to a payphone and call a cab?

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