Alcohol consumption is a common practice, even among those deemed underage by the law. It’s normal, it’s fun, and it’s a nice way to relax.

Less known than the fun of alcohol consumption is the responsibility of doing such and the dangers of drinking recklessly. Becoming too inebriated can often lead to embarrbuming, rude, and sometimes sloppy situations. Often, someone drinking heavily can appear pathetic and disgusting.

Which leads me to my point: if you are reading this, regularly read these forums, and are thinking about replying to this topic, you are pathetic. There is an entire internet full of more interesting things to read than what goes on here. http://thedailywh.at updates so fast you can check it 3 times a day and get an entirely new page of things to read. Here? You’ll be lucky to get a **** you and a picture of a prolapsed bum.

So, when you drink by yourself, and come to forumwarz to post you have to understand just how absolutely very special you are. Drinking is commonplace. No one here is going to think you’re cool because you’re ****-faced, you just become more average. You’re drinking by yourself, like literally no one wants to drink with you, and then you come here of all places. No one cares that your drunk, and if you’re on this forum, you probably have nothing of value to say, drunk or sober.

If you come to forumwarz drunk you are just sloppy. Raffle, you are sloppy. Bob, you are sloppy. Tubs (may he rest in peace) was sloppy. So here’s some tips to try and prevent this:

1) Don’t drink alone, in your room, in the middle of the night. Drink with your friends, while dancing to music, or having an orgy; I don’t even know. Drink socially so that it’s actually fun.

2) Constantly change the pbumword to your computer to a complicated combination of letters, numbers, and symbols. I’m talking 16 character minimum. Should you come back to your house from whatever you were doing, you probably lack the ability and coordination to get onto your computer.

3) Sign up for Netflix. It’s cheaper than what you probably spend on alcohol each month, and should you ever feel the desire to be a hopeless, pathetic loser, you can do it while privately watching one of the MANY Lisa Lampenelli routines they have available and no one will ever have to know how sorry you are but you.

@Cid, let’s not be deleting posts, or prematurely locking threads here. This side of the forum isn’t called ‘Civil Censorship.’