Hey fabulous persons,

My name is CS, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, very special, no-lifes who spend every second of their day jacking off in some stupid meta. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten LMS? I mean, I guess it’s fun getting trapped and infected, but you all take to a whole new level.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the solo scav team, and starter on the building planning team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to pictures of zombies while they eat you”? I also get free hero days, and have a banging hot gate closer (He just closed them; **** was SO closed). You are all fabulous persons who should just drink cyanide. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me an my chainsaw.

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