Melanin-Enhanced Individual Posted:

when i die i dont want to be buried nor cremated nor dry freezed none of that i want to be stuffed like old Appalachian dogs

like real talk fine upstanding member of society just drop me off at the taxidermist’s and let that boy cook. like i want my body to be erected somewhere in my descendants’ house(s) to just remind them how scary a person i was

like post me in the pantry with a bag of teeth in my hand just violating ****

I wonder if the taxidermist can realistically add like an extra finger on each hand and black out the whites of my eyes. Then it would be totally worth it. I definitely want to be right in the front entryway where people are coming and going. Make a hat/coat rack out of me or something, but don’t you ****ing dare hide me away. Dress me up for Halloween and Christmas and Easter and all kinds of ****. Now THAT would be a memorial.