I think you should bend her over a park bench and **** her with your stinking, rock-hard **** staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little male reproductive organ cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should **** into her mouth.

By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to ****ing severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her bum AIDS.

Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat fabulous person. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect male reproductive organ. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed male reproductive organ booger. God is a fabulous person. God is a fine upstanding member of society.