So um I’m kinda ashamed to tell people about this but I’m not a really nice guy irl. This is actually srs stuff but whatever trolling is cool because its what everyone loves to do and I love whatever makes everyone happy.

Uh too sum it all up before I type forever I was sorta with this girl for a while but not exactly with a title on our relationship and she is cool and awesome as **** and then I meet this other girl who is cute and loves rice and cats and pugs and dorky people and has perky B cup mammary glands and is short and has slightly chubby cheeks and is slightly crazy but just enough to keep everything fun at all times and after knowing her for like 4 months we get drunk and hook up and fall in love and all the cheesy stuff and it keeps getting better and idk what to tell the first girl because she is cool and awesome and would do anything for me and I took her virginity a while ago but I don’t want anyone to feel as ****ty as I feel right now but I don’t want to lie about it and what do I do I know you guys are all experts on real life stuff