wtfmcnuggets Posted:

not only that it’ll be like a sponge and soak up all the alcohol and help your body metabolize it faster. just don’t go to sleep on your back. side sleeping ftw

I’ve heard that many times, but never seen it successful in action. Carbs make your bowels work and put you to sleep, so they’re great for letting you know when you’ve had too much because you’ll go right the **** to sleep… but they don’t change how drunk you are. Arguably they help the hangover.