Here is what a man named Greg Graffin has to say about this “faith” nonsense:

I would like to point out that, unlike Jesus, Greg Graffin has done some tangibly good things for me. Listening to his lyrics all through high school got me a perfect score on the verbal portion of my SAT. He also provides hope to me by seeing all the ****ed up **** in the world that bothers me so much and not offing himself like a woman's genitals.

But do I bow down and worship this man? No. I genuinely hope you’re coming to your senses by now.