Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

”I’m sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Jones, but you son has a 53% chance of thinking he’s a werewolf or vampire or some kind of large moth.”

“Oh, that is bad. Can we just go through the abortion right now?”

“Yes, its recommended you do.”

Might work but not what I had in mind. I meant something more like this:

“I’m sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Jones, but you have a 53% chance of having very special children who might think they are werewolves or vampires or some kind of large moth.”

“Oh, that is alright, as long as they are cute that’s all that matters.”

“Yeah…. that’s why we are going to castrate you right now.”