This is a two-part contest. Yes that is TWO parts not one but TWO amazing parts that make this contest.

PART ONE: Write a poem!!! Obviously poems are needed in poetry competition. Why wouldn’t I want poems in a poetry comeptition that’s just silly. I don’t care where the poem is from until it looks cool. Get a poem, put some words in it, ready. I’m not stingy about what kind of poem you use either; if you do a ballad that’s fine. Trolling is allowed and in fact it’s engouraged troll the hell you like in this contest I don’t care I’ll just downvote the entries I don’t like or make fun of me Log in to see images!. Also you can make as many entries as you like. This contest is going to take a month to do just to let you know I might have decided who has won this contest already but maybe there would be a better poem from someone else I don’t know.

Deadline: 5th of November.

Only 2 Prizes:

Log in to see images! 50bp for the best poem

Log in to see images! 15bp for second best poem

PART THE SECOND: THE NSFW BIT WHERE YOU PUT THE POEM ON THE mammary glands Ok once we have our winner I would like to see mammary glands with the winning poem on it. Nude prefered and female as well just in case bob is reading this and is thinking of entering. Also keep it legal, I was banned for linking to wikipedia because there was “cp” on there (aparrently it would have been fine if I gave a warning) I don’t want people getting banned for posting underage mammaries.

Second part has no prizes because no one would do it even if I did offer BP. I mean there wasn’t any mammary glands the last time there was a “mammary glands4bp” contest so why should this one be any different.

Good luck everyone! I look forward to seeing your poetry!