wtfmcnuggets Posted:

oh wow i could have had the best pic for this today but i forgot Log in to see images!

i had to ****, it was an urgent emergency and i ran to the toilet and exploded a bit of soft stool. i wiped and there were all these little black balls. i thought “hmm i don’t think i ate broccoli yesterday” then it occurred to me – poppyseeds! i had a lemon poppyseed muffin for breakfast. they were moar like poopyseeds now. after 3 wipes it was still p messy (and the poppyseeds kept coming!) so i decided to take a shower.

true story, not trolling. it may be the best you get out of this thread.

Cool story sis.