PART ONE – The Poll

So, apparently Javier Bootyhole wants contests, but I have no confidence with his judgement. Ep3, the apprentices, shortcat, gimmick alts, you know what I mean. I have two contests in mind and the result of the poll will decide how I proceed. There is no guaranty that these contests are any good, but **** you for questioning me.

PART TWO – The Contest

This is a contest for the following reasons. If “Yes” wins then you win me (was). If “No” has the highest vote total then the prize is me (was) not being here.

PART THREE – The NSFW

The fact is I do not have any brownie points. And I will no longer invest into this failing enterprise. So to hold contests I will need some outside funding. I will need enough for a prize and a community ad for each contest I hold. You have my word that I will not keep any donations for my own gain and any unused will be returned in a last in/first out basis.

Any further questions should be directed to Sergeant Squid.