http://twitter.com/VizTopTips – Pretty funny, probably would be funnier if I was British. Good tips like “AVOID TEARS when chopping onions by using carrots instead”.

http://twitter.com/taylorswift13 – Fantastic tweets such as “Nothing like a leisurely Sunday afternoon, sitting in my car in a middle school parking lot.. WATCHING LARPING!! http://twitpic.com/2jghql” and “I’ve been eating Cheerios like it’s my job lately”. Silly Taylor Swift, your job is to be really pretty and sing about how hard it is to get boys to like you when you’re a quirky yet incredibly hot high school girl.

http://twitter.com/sesamestreet – Daily greetings from Muppets. “Cookie Monster: Me was making cookies, following recipe but then me had to go away! It said: “Crack an egg, then beat it”. So me beat it.”

Edit: I am now following the squirrel