male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Don’t really have a favorite drink. At a bar I enjoy beer as much as the next guy but if I’m savoring some USDA I get extremely picky about my red wine.

And if I’m feeling like a complete tool, nothing says “I am the biggest prick in the world” like holding a scotch in one hand and a cigar in the other.

or feeling like awesome.

scotch and cigar is the ****ing best. especially in a suit