Something_Witty Posted:

On Saturday, I made a new recipe. Today, I put it into effect.

Ingredients:

1 party

1 lots of mexicans that has lots of beans in it

1 LOAD of alcoholic ****

1 sister

1 sister’s room

Directions:

Eat Mexicans. Drink ****. **** sister. Wake up next day with crippling hangover. Go back into sister’s room and wipe Log in to see images! off on her teddy bear.

Get mocked by sister for small male reproductive organ. Eat sister.

LET OUT A SCORCHING HOT FART WHICH LASTS FOR 15 SECONDS, IS LOUDER THAN A ****ING FOGHORN AND ACTUALLY BURNS ON THE WAY OUT.

Check PANTS for “hiff”.

If PANTS has “hiff”, calmly **** the dog.

PANTS gets a whiff of the fart.

enjoy PANTS.

Laugh at PANTS weak attempt at a struggle

enjoy PANTS again.

Result? An uninhabitable PANTS, some nasty “hiff”, and endless amounts of half eaten Mexicans. Log in to see images!

FIXED.

I am

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and I approve this mbumage.

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