GENTLEMEN: When we reach the second part of this contest, I would encourage you to focus more on the “write the poem somewhere funny and outrageous” part of the contest. Do a good job, and you can still win. Ladies that aren’t in the mood for exhibitionism should feel free to do the same, although I do think that my pic collection is in dire need of mammary glands with disturbing poetry written on them.

Guys, if you really want to do the “guy showing mammary glands” gag, I won’t stop you, but that quit being funny after about the first hundred times I saw dudes/traps posted in mammary glands threads.