C’mere, baby. Yeah, right up close like that. Ooh, your skin’s so hot. Let me take off that shirt for you. Mmm. I love running my hands over your rippling abs. You don’t mind if I let them go a little bit lower, do you?

Oh, no. Your jeans are in the way. Here, let me help you out of them. There, isn’t that better?

:: pouts ::

I see you’re a briefs man. Loosey-Lou doesn’t like briefs. Loosey might have to spank you for that infraction. But first, off with those tighty whiteys.

My, my, my. You are a big boy, aren’t you? The sight of all that meat just makes me want to … to …

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CRUNCH!!!

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you using that? Well. You’re not anymore, now, are you?

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