http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/449851-human-skull

2 hours to go. Many people want this skull, whether it’s for the comedy factor, the flezz ****ing contest, or other personal reasons. As such, there is a market for this skull, and the market has fairly determined a value for the purchase of this skull.

This is not a flezz transfer, as multiple unique users have all bid on it in an attempt to legitimately win it.

This is your userbase trying to have fun.

I know I’ve been told “no” before, but I still have yet to get a legitimate reason why. I realize I’ll probably meet the same result here, but it won’t be a quiet defeat.

I’m proposing a compromise. I’ll drop this instance of draconian rules ruining our harmless fun IF AND ONLY IF my marble is returned to me. I want that damn marble back. It’s complete bull**** that you confiscated it in the first place, but if it is returned to me I won’t cause a scene anymore.

I eagerly await your response.

Sincerely,

Hobart “Havana Banana” Bliggity, Deceased