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alright guys you know how it go de oh dos (thats how fabulous persons say goes) and ive been gettin some flak back some months back an i had to get away. been usin disguises been travelin at night been stoppin updatin my personal video blog an i sent this cool fine upstanding member of society dude to be on 2 And A Half Men in my place.

but i bet you all ben worried and i want to tell you im havin a great time. i cant say were i been but im keepin in Sheen. i punched a dolphin and a security guard in the space of like five minutes yesterday and i spilled some coffee on this like six year old girls face. i ended up ****in her mom so you know what they say mission accomplished.

im makin a movie in secrets about 9/11 and how the govment are ****in with me because im a truthseeker im tryin to write it n film it at the same time but thats hard cuz i been drunk so much. once i puked for a hole week straight but we had to film to stay on budget.

right now all thats important is to membew bout jesus you know because in tryin times that big mother ****er is there just strokin our hair and sayin its cool Chuck its way ****in cool someday youll be in heaven and we show major league and hot shot every day up here and the woman's genitals is so tight its like everyone a virgin mary and to remember about america for the 4th of july comin up and how freedoms.

so ladies keep bein sexy animals shakin them titties and gettin wet thinkin bout me plowin you all night and dudes imagine im givin you high fives whenever **** gets bad because im there in spirit.