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On Saturday, I made a new recipe. Today, I put it into effect.
Ingredients:
1 party 1 lots of mexican food what has lots of beans in it 1 ****LOAD of alcohol 1 sister 1 sister’s room
Directions:
Eat food. Drink alcohol. Enjoy party. Wake up next day with crippling hangover. Go into sister’s room.
Get mocked by sister for aforementioned hangover. Make small talk.
LET OUT A SCORCHING HOT FART WHICH LASTS FOR 15 SECONDS, IS LOUDER THAN A ****ING FOGHORN AND ACTUALLY BURNS ON THE WAY OUT.
Calmly state it was the dog.
Sister gets a whiff of the fart.
Sister goes BAT **** INSANE.
Get punched. Get punched harder. Get kicked for some variety.
Fart again.
Result? An uninhabitable room, some nasty bruises, and endless amusement. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/13/2008 12:18AM | View Something_Witty's Profile | # |