sdgrbbum09 Posted:

On one side, you have rich, pretentious, over-educated white people who say that everything started when a blob of **** in the middle of the universe that contained everything in the universe blew up and scattered said **** all over the universe which over a few billion years magically formed the earth (which is around 4.5 billion years old or so) and over billions of years, we evolved from fish.

On the other side, you have most of America; middle to lower clbum, less formally educated people who believe that about 5,000-10,000 years ago, some all-powerful, all-knowing presence just went “POOF” and bam, everything.

Both options sound like bull**** to me.

There’s the interesting thing about facts: if they sound unbelievable, you can study them and find out how they work.

And trust me, I recently studied quantum physics, and I know how unbelievable science can sound.

Did you know that if you run at a wall, there’s always a chance you’ll quantum-tunnel straight through it? Keep trying and see!