man-man Posted:

How to play any clbum – move forward until you see an enemy, use your weapons until one of you is dead.

Minor variations:

• Sniper – replace “move forward” with “stand on a balcony”
• Spy – add “under cloak” after “move forward”, and add “get behind them then” before “use your weapons”
• Medic – in most cases, replace entire sentence with “be ****ing useless”. In rare cases replace entire sentence with “be the most useful thing on the map”
• Engi – replace “move forward” with “hit sentry with wrench”, and replace “use your weapons” with “hit sentry with wrench”.

I couldn’t agree more!