That’s right, all you have to do to win 255 bp is be xxEmoxKidxx. And by being him, I mean actually physically being him. All you have to do is post in this thread to confirm that you want the bp and that you are in fact xxEmoxKidxx. If you don’t post, I consider that to mean you don’t want bp. Contest will end on May 27th, 2010, after which time no one will get the bp. If you have any problems posting for whatever reason, tm me.

UPDATE: THE PRIZE HAS BEEN INCREASED BY, LIKE, 100%, THAT IS LIKE, TWICE THE SIZE IT WAS BEFORE. FOLKS YOU COULDN’T BEAT A PRIZE LIKE THIS WITH A STICK. OR SOMETHING. EVEN IF YOU WERE, LIKE, CHARLES BARKLEY, OR WHATEVER.

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UPDATE 2: THE BP PRIZE POOL HAS NOW QUINTUPLED IN SIZE. THAT MAKES THE NEW PRIZE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN BEFORE. THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS, 11 WHOLE BP. OR LIKE 50. YA 50 IS HOW MUCH THERE REALLY IS, NOT 11. DON’T BELIEVE ME? OK WHATEVER, OR SOMETHING.

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UPDATE UG: IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER 100% INCREASE IN THE PRIZE, IF YOU KNOW, YOU ARE COUNTING FROM THE FIRST AMOUNT, BECAUSE ITS ONLY LIKE 5 MORE BP, WHICH IS 100% MORE THAN THE FIRST 5 BPS. OR WHATEVER. AND LIKE, I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW APATHETIC YOU ARE GUYS ARE ABOUT THIS, OR SOMETHING OR WHATEVER.

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UPDATE WHATEVER: OH YA SMALL UPDATE HERE, MORE BP WAS ADDED I GUESS. LIKE 200 MAYBE WAS DOUGHNATED BY CATLOAF(LMAO) OR SOMETHING, IDK.

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TOTAL BP: 255 http://bigbummessage.com/b8fa0

SACRED URNS TOPPLED: 4

BUSTS DEFILED: 10

SMALL APPLIANCES REPAIRED: 1

ABSTRACT PAINTINGS SLASHED: 1