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Stranger: hey

You: **** YOU

You: o sorry wrong window

You: hi

Stranger: lol whats up

You: nothing i was just working on my site

Stranger: cool

You: i built this thing called LMOS

You: it’s like an alternative operating system that i want to make open source someday

You: but for now i need to work on it some more

Stranger: ok

You: you want to check it out

You: you can see my blog on it

Stranger: sure

You: ok

You: LAST MEASURE HAS BEEN REMOVED is my site, my project is called LMOS or last measure operating system

You: it’s supposed to be a windows replacement but you can run it on a mac too

You: hence it’s the “last” measure

Stranger: haha yeah

You: oic you must be familiar with this project

Stranger: so r u like really smart?

You: not really i need a programmer

You: plus my website has a major bug that i cannot seem to fix

Stranger: how old r u?

You: whenever you go there it spawns hundreds of windows that contain shock images while playing “IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO” through the speakers at full volume

You: can you check out my source code and see wtf im doing wrong

You: im 42

Stranger: o ok

You: can u fix it maybe

Stranger: gay fine upstanding member of society bumosiation of america???

You: o u heard of it

Stranger: no goodbye

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