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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

You: are you intrested in satanistic rituals?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: are you?

You: do you know any 18 yo female virgin that has no problem in dying?

Stranger: No do you?

You: i hope i did lol

Stranger: Why?

You: to sacrifice her of course

You: what you thought, some sick defloration?

Stranger: ehm ?

Stranger: No

You: the satan accepts only virgins

Stranger: ohh ..

Stranger: So are you uPunk or Emo or someting?

You: no

You: im satanist

You: punk are perverts and emos are retards

Stranger: serously?

You: yes

Stranger: haha

You: im also troll

You: in forumwarz

Stranger: Haha OKay

Stranger: So are you a boy or a girl?

You: im a 18 yo virgin that likes to sacrifice other virgins, thought i told you

You: girl

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: So you wanna dye virgin?

Stranger: die*

You: i dont die, i only sacrifice

Stranger: Okay, How many have you sacrificed?

You: 5 each time

Stranger: Haha lol

You: once eveery full moon

Stranger: This is a joke? ehh?

You: no why?

Stranger: Then you are sick

You: thanks

Stranger: No ploblem

Stranger: problem*

You: you are sicker talking to me

Stranger: nope

Stranger: but please find another hobby

You: hmm you have a point

Stranger: Yeah i know

You: killing is addictive you know?

Stranger: I didn’t know that

Stranger: SO how many have you killed

Stranger: ?

You: round 60

You: for 2 years now

Stranger: I have lost count of how many I’ve killed ^^

You: shame

You: why do you kill?

You: i mean i have a reason

Stranger: Why?

You: whats youre reason to kill

You: ?

Stranger: Fun

You: you sick pervert

Stranger: Your?

You: i sacrifice to satan and you do it for fun?

You: just think about theire families

Stranger: u to

Stranger: sacrifice a nother human

You: sacrifice is different than killing

Stranger: Why did you call it killing?

You: you *kill* for fun, i *sacrifice* for my deeds

Stranger: Which deeds

You: my faith in satan

Stranger: Okay, i wasn’t serious about killing. i haven’t killed anyone

Stranger: Why do you take another humans life?

You: because the necronomicon says that to create a link with a deity like satan, you must make an act of greater spiritual response

You: killing a human, is the biggest violation against nature

Stranger: Okay so did you get contact?

You: killing 5 pure humans, is the greatest act of evill

Stranger: Okay, where are you from?

You: hell

Stranger: Okay, there you roined the joke

Stranger: If you believe in satan, open you eyes.

You: i have them open

Stranger: Not that way

You: ??

Stranger: You can’t see it’s foolish to sacrifice another human?

You: ...no

Stranger: YOU are SICK!

You: ok

You: ill go burn some bibles

Stranger: Do you got facebook? Log in to see images!

You: why you ask?

Stranger: because i feel like i have to make you change

Stranger: beleave in some good

You: its too late sorry

Stranger: Okay but can i please get it anyway

You: no

Stranger: So you have undone what you have done?

Stranger: huh?

You: i cant return these girls back to life …... yet

Stranger: What do you mean with yet?

You: i may aquire powers to resurrect

You: i dont know yet

Stranger: Can i just get you facebook?

You: i said no

Stranger: You can delete me anytime

You: i know

Stranger: Then why?

Stranger: Then please tell me where you are from?

You: because you will stalk me

Stranger: No i’ll not

You: you men are … creeps

Stranger: Come on tell me where you are from

You: i live in greece

Stranger: i didn’t expect that

You: why?

Stranger: dunno

You: greece has a very large satanistic community, despite the high religiousness

Stranger: Okay

You: where are you from?

Stranger: what will you achieve by beein satanistic?

You: i may become a vampire …

You: what do you expect me to achieve?

Stranger: happiness

You: power

Stranger: Are you happy as you are now?

Stranger: And Why live to die?

You: yes i am happy

Stranger: i live to live

You: despite the blackness that burns my soul

Stranger: Then find the brightness

You: what, are you gonna compel me?

You: like excorcist?

Stranger: Yes … No i can’t. its you choise

Stranger: But i don’t think its the right way to live

You: youre opinion i guess

Stranger: but I’m not sure if there is something up or down there at all

Stranger: I’m kristen myselve

You: christian you mean?

Stranger: yeah sorry

You: ok, well i started as atheist

Stranger: Okay that’s a huge jump. from Atheist to sanist

Stranger: satanist

You: yep

You: i guess youre an american right?

Stranger: Nope i live in Eu

You: ah ok

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: can i please see a picture of you?

You: no

You: i know you want to see some gothic **** beside all

Stranger: but are you guthic?

You: no

You: i seem bit dark

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: But i’ll say goodbye now. all this satanisme makes me a little depressed

You: Well i gotta go. By the way, you were the victim of mine most succesfull troll by now

You: and im a guy

You: and i never sacrificed

You: and you are pwned

You: fairwell

Your conversational partner has disconnected.