my entry:

Posted:

Hey, everybody. As you probably (don’t) know, I’ve been running a contest for a little while. And, FINALLY, it’s wrapping up. But, before it does, there’s a mission where, as its easy to guess, the “lucky” contestent will have to fight me.

The trouble is, I don’t know WHAT I’m going to say! So, here’s the deal. Post in this thread something I would say. For example; “I’m a stupid fabulous person here let me write a really long post no one will read.” In 3 days, I will pick 15 entries and use them in my little contest. If I pick yours, you get 1 BP.

That’s it.

Enter as much as you like.

Trolling encouraged.