Mathew Jonson Posted:
I am offering 1 000 000 BP (in words: one million Brownie Points) in return for performing oral sex on me.
Requirements:
– must be female and considerably good-looking
– travel expenses must be completely covered by yourself
– I will provide free food and drinks
– you have to suck me off for at least 10 minutes
– it has to be sexually pleasing
– it’s not possible to pay out in real money, only BP
I bumure that my male reproductive organ will be clean and good-tasting, so don’t worry about that. The deadline for accepting this deal is today at 11:59 PM, but you have two months time for the realization. I’m sure we can arrange ourselves.
If you decide to have sex with me after the blow job, your payment will decrease by 20%.
quoted for generichaxor