Amasius Posted:

Surprise? Surprise!? SURPRISE!! The clowns are coming. Parading down Main St. like we don’t know what their up to. Throwing bows and singing boast they destroy the town drive-thru daiquiri shop. MADD ain’t got nothin’ on DDAMM. Outnumbered, you see, by the octogenarian pelicans trying not to eat your cat. See what I did there, it was reposed on Bose while my jewelry flows, you know how it goes. Young folks don’t want it like that, go off and get your gat, to silence that chit-chat, right! Trick loves the kids.

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