As you probably already know, and if you don’t you have probably been living under a rock wake up and join the rest of us, was is running for Governor. Now, I am a man of traditional values, but my values are also radical and cutting edge. As such I put my full support behind was.

Who else among you, the plebeian mbumes, is strong, courageous, and against stealing candy from children enough to vote for was? I know I am.