Talk to these NPCs:

<clbum vendor>

BidSquid

Dr. O during Ep1

E-Dipus

Fr4gGingR1teZ

Futanari-moe in Ep3

Great Aunt Geraldine

GreatScot

haxlrose

HORNY SANTA

HOY$CHEL

starving_2_death

SuperGenus2

THE_****

WoeIsModerator

Yuriko-chan

Complete these quests:

<any quests given by the above NPCs>

In the Thicke of It

Masta-Baiting

Pwn ‘Em if They Can’t Take a Joke

What the **** Was That?

Any of the mini-games (you don’t have to talk to Fr4gGingR1teZ, and can skip the trial, Bubble Troll, and **** Hit the Fan)

Any I missed? And I mean in-game only, not things like INCIT, buildr, etc.