Marcos El Malo Posted:

He meant his cat’s swazi. his cat is a nazi skin head, apparently.

I don’t understand the rules of this game, but I’ll give it a go.

I take a needle and thread and sew your cat’s swazi shut, then seal it with epoxy just to be sure. Then I stuff it up your bum tail first so just it’s head is sticking out. I then proceed to feed your cat big juicy mousers. As the cat is unable to ****, it just gets fatter and fatter, until finally, mewing piteously, it explodes and stimulates your prostate. You have a huge orgasm that sends your **** mixed with cat guts and cat **** flying up thru your digestive tract. You die of Toxoplasma gondii, but not after infecting your family.

Oh ****. That was the greatest thing ever written on these forums. EVAR.