JoeTrippy Posted:

It is not to my surprise that you heathens are up to such despicable and depraved behavior. You hooligans should be ashamed of yourself and your behavior.

Thank you and good day, for I am off to my study to smoke a cigar and drink a nice glbum of Scotch while reading Deadeye male reproductive organ by Kurt Vonnegut and listening to the composition für elise by the artful composer Ludwig Van Beethoven.

While I do enjoy a fine cigar on occasion, I much prefer brandy to scotch, and Gravity’s Rainbow by Pynchon to Vonnegut. Beethoven is fine, but his piano sonatas showcase his true ability as a Romantic in the age of Clbumicism. On the other hand, one cannot underappreciate the fine works of earlier masters such as Claudio Monteverdi and Antonio Vivaldi. It is but a matter of taste…some simply have more than others.