Mbum replies for everyone who’s not OrsonScottCard or very special.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

I can believe that. Nice curtains, btw.

LMAO. Lighthouses? -joke about phallic objects, blah blah, too lazy-

CoreyJess Posted:

You seem to be confused. Large mammary glands are great to look at no matter what size the girl is.

You aren’t being asked to sleep with her, just enjoy the view.

Whiteknighter. Wantyourmale reproductive organnaoplz.

Bill the But-cher Posted:

Goddammit you just gave everyone a reason to stick around in this ****ty game for another three months.

Log in to see images! I’m doing the site a service!! I should request BP lmao

J4zz 4d Posted:

This is a lot of comfy plump boobage. Your BF must be happy. Are you Escher’s lost cousin?

He’s obsessed >:3

And no; I would be sad if Escher was my cousin, because then it would be wrong to **** her.

...Or would it?