Preemptive counter-argument #4:

It is not your job as mods to dictate how I choose to have fun here. If I break the rules, I expect to be banned. If I play within the rules, I demand that I be allowed to do whatever the **** I want here. If this contest was deemed to be “too disruptive” I apologize for potentially ruining the peace and tranquility of a goddamn forum linked to a game that is supposed to be a satire of the internet.

Forumwarz: Where the object is to “pwn” a forum, unless it’s our forum, in which case the object is to preserve a sterile and boring community through overcautious and overbearing moderation.