The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:
Don’t worry mods I’m not going to win this one like last time
Need a hand paying for all the awesome and comederrific Epidsode 3 content everyone is talking about? Of course you do! Otherwise you wouldn’t be clicking this thread and reading everything I’m typing. Ima cat lol mrrowww mrrrowwww gonan eat ur toilet paper and **** on your date. I wonder how many of you actually read that last sentence.
THIS CONTEST INCLUDES AN INHERENT RISK FOR ALL THOSE CHOOSING TO PARTICIPATE
Like all good things in life, if you don’t have the chutzpah to go for glory, you won’t get any reward.
WHAT IT DO
This contest is simple: Simply make a contest in the contests forum with a real, nonzero BP prize stated in the thread title and OP.
THE OP MUST CONTAIN THE PHRASE “male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum”
Then, when the time comes to payout on the contest, post “I ain’t paying fo’ ****” in the thread, thereby “toxxing” the contest and making yourself eligible for this one.
WHAT THE DEAL
THE POSTER WHO OFFERS THE HIGHEST BP PRIZE FOR THEIR CONTEST WILL WIN THE 100 BP. YOU HAVE UNTIL FEBRUARY 15th AT SERVER ROLLOVER (morning after V-Day) TO MAKE YOUR CONTEST.
Anyone caught actually paying out on their contest will be found in violation of this contests rules and will be forced to return the 100BP. AT NO POINT ARE YOU ALLOWED TO PAY OUT ON A WINNING CONTEST ENTRY. All non-winning contests created for this contest are not bound by this rule; if you don’t bet high enough you are free to do whatever you want with your contest.
CONTESTS CREATED PRIOR TO THIS ONE ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THIS CONTEST
WHAT THE RISK
As you have figured out by now, Toxxing a contest is a banable offense. If you win, you will be banned for an indeterminate amount of time. You are trading a temporary community ban for a free copy of Episode Three. Is it worth it? You tell me.
A FEW QUICK POINTERS
1)You can always edit the OP of a contest to INCREASE the BP prize, but changing the prize in the other direction AT ANY TIME is a Toxx violation and banable.
2)I will count the TOTAL BP being offered across all contests as your total. For example, if you make a contest for 3bp, and then later make one for 10bp, your “entry” will be worth 13 BP.
3)Since you know the contest ends on Feb 15th, don’t make a “first post wins 5bp” contest and toxx that. You will be temp banned as soon as you make your intentions clear and you will miss out on valuable posting time.
4)ima cat lol
CONTEST IDEAS
-Bump this thread before rollover on Feb 15th for x BP (last post before rollover wins)
-GUess the pbumword for x BP (make something up and “declare” a winner on the 15th)
-NSFW Find me the greatest bum on the internet for x BP NSFW (same rules as above)
the possibilities are literally endless.
QUICK RECAP
1) Make a contest in the contest forum with a nonzero bp prize in the thread title and OP, and don’t forget the secret phrase
2) Toxx the contest with the appropriate post (I ain’t paying fo’ ****)
3) Win a copy of Episode 3 (or whatever else you want to spend 100 bp on)
4) Ima cat
