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My male reproductive organ
An epic poem by Stumpy Mike
Chapter 1 – The Invocation
Hear me, O Muse!
For I would sing a song of male reproductive organlol
to pbum the winter evenings and to share
your holy voice with Pizza Party. They
have challenged us to make great male reproductive organ art:
a contest lengthy and fantastical
and even multimediastical
and hence this poem. A song that I
would sing of my own truly faithful friend –
The Little Man Below – to whom I’ve grown
attached, for all these years he’s never failed
to be where I expect. Through thick and thin
he’s stood by me, a stalwart, eager pal.
Adventurous, and sometimes even known
to be more reckless than a prudent head
would dictate, penetrating foreign realms
(domains of other’s mastery)! And yet
while he has traveled widely through the world
he always seems to keep returning to
the same familiar places. It’s as though
the faces change but not the fundament,
O brave adventurer! Companion in
my boredom, helpful friend to while away
the idle hours, a bud who’s always there
whenever needed, open to a bit
of wrestling now and then. He’s in it for
the long haul, hauling long beyond the scope
of this mere epic. Yea, O Muse, I sing
a song of male reproductive organlol in all its hopes
with dreams of brownie points and lulz and win.
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