The Return

Log in to see images! RON PAUL. THE REAL ****EN JOHN IS HERE.

I am sick of you ****ING ****ES calling my house every night at 3am asking for “BATTLETOADS” and sayin’ the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL bum kicked by guys like me and bean called “fabulous person” by girls like this (my ****).

So **** you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid ****, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life.

Stop posting my picture.

– John