Dr. Everett v. Scott:

From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother’s side

She tried in vain

Criminologist: But he never caused her nothing but shame

Dr. Everett v. Scott:

He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was rock and roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk

Criminologist: He was a low down cheap little punk

Dr. Everett v. Scott Taking everyone for a ride

Chorus:

When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy

Janet Weiss: Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did

Columbia:

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said hey listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door

And threw away the key

Dr. Everett v. Scott:

But he must’ve been drawn

Into something

Making him warn me

In a note which reads

Chorus: What’s it say? What’s it say?

Eddie:

I’m out of my head

Oh hurry, or I may be dead

They mustn’t carry out their evil deeds

Chorus:

When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy

Janet Weiss: Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did

Chorus:

When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: What a guy-hi-hi

Chorus: Whoa ho ho

Janet Weiss: Makes you cry

Chorus: Hey hey hey

Dr. Everett v. Scott: And I did

Chorus: Eddie