A note to anyone trying this: It doesn’t work. Your action will be flagged for abuse. The point of threads like this is to make people laugh, not to just attempt to make money; as the second part will fail. I will admit mine may have drawn the thing out a bit too long, but the timing on this parody is very poor.

EDIT: I just re-read that. I looks kinda harsh. I didn’t mean it like that.