Okey dokey. Sorry the results took so long, I was stuck in a two-hour drive and an existential dilemma. But I digress…

I am actually going to award two winners because I had a hard time deciding. Rather than do the BS thing and split the prize 50/50, you will each get the full 100 BP to spend as you see fit.

The first winner is: Teh Cezar! He actually seems to have goals and self-worth, and helpfully instructed me on the proper terminology. I also enjoy perverting those dreams by providing him with BP to become addicted to this game so he flunks out. Log in to see images! No, just kidding…enjoy your BP and relentless optimism!

The second winner is: Somebody! He was one of like maybe 3 people who actually read suggested guidelines, and obviously put some effort into his entry. Plus, it made me laugh. So…for your stick figures and a chuckle, you also win 100 BP!

To the rest of you, thanks for entering. See you in Episode 3!