Haha. Just got off omegle where I had a battle with bum burgers.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hey there

Stranger: where from

You: USA

You: use better grammar.

Stranger: why you understand what im saying and its faster this way

Stranger: what are you an english teacher

You: And it also shows that you’re a lazy **** that doesn’t know enough about english to care.

You: what are you, 12?

Stranger: i have an a in english

Stranger: and im 15

Stranger: u bumhole

You: And I graduated college.

Stranger: i bet you have gray hairs

You: Because I’m older than you

Stranger: because ur an uptight snop

Stranger: snob

You: ****ing immature fabulous person

Stranger: my sister goes too cornell

Stranger: where did u go

You: Good job

You: Maybe I’ve ****ed her. I dunno.

You: Is she hot?

Stranger: community college

Stranger: ???

Stranger: is that where you went

You: lol guess not then

You: I just got outta Lafayette

Stranger: i bet your a real bumhole

Stranger: i can tell

You: lol

Stranger: its not even funny

You: Because I can’t stand immaturity?

Stranger: your just horrible

Stranger: your the one being immature

Stranger: “maybe i ****ked her”

You: lolz

Stranger: “is she hot”

Stranger: yeah cause thats real mature

You: Seriously. Just trying to lower myself to a 15 year olds mentality

Stranger: lol isn grammer

You: Not that you’d understand that

Stranger: lol is what fabulous personots say

Stranger: its HAHAHA

Stranger: dumbbum

You: Jesus christ

You: The amount of failure

You: It’s suffocating

Stranger: do u say laugh out loud when u laugh

Stranger: i bet ur a scholarly bumhole jew

Stranger: am i right

You: You really are a very special little ****, you do realise this, right?

Stranger: are you jewish

Stranger: ???

Stranger: are you

You: I’m not a ****ing jew, ya snotnose little ****

Stranger: then ur a **** up all on your own

Stranger: you have no excuse

Stranger: go ****ing jump of a well

You: Lol

Stranger: down*

You: And you think you’re clever, too

Stranger: no i dont

You: Grow the **** up

You: And try again

Stranger: im just normal

Stranger: little bumhole retard

Stranger: where are u from

Stranger: new york?

You: “LOLOL I CAN SAY CUSSES TOO”

You: That’s pretty much all I got outta that

Stranger: where are you from!!!???

You: What the **** does it matter

You: You gonna come here?

Stranger: so i can figure out why ur so rude

Stranger: you were probably raised wrong

Stranger: maybe your mother and father were drug addicts

You: And you have ****ty grammar and spelling

You: I’ll say it again

You: Grow up

You: Then try again

Stranger: or you just came from some rich snobby neighborhood

Stranger: and i bet your real ugly

You: lol trying to justify someone’s hostility?

You: Welcome to the real world.

Stranger: cause thats what so much stress can do to some old idiot

Stranger: like you

Stranger: why are you such a male reproductive organ

You: Because little pricks like you don’t seem to know their place.

Stranger: i hate people like you

Stranger: i just want to snap their heads in two

You: Good luck with that

You: No really

Stranger: i bet your mommy pampers you like a baby

You: Come on and try it.

You: OH WAIT

You: YOU CAN’T

Stranger: does your mommy tell you your such a good little boy

Stranger: and does everything for you

You: No, I’m not you.

Stranger: “Oh son, this is fabulous, yet another A+!”

Stranger: ****ing loser

You: So did your mommy give you a present when you got that A in english that you can’t even ****ing use?

Stranger: the real real world beyond your eyes is independant

Stranger: i dont even get acknoleged for my work

You: And the real world doesn’t end in high school, sonny

You: And I do

Stranger: im a girl

Stranger: not sonny

You: HAHA OH WOW

Stranger: u dumbbum

Stranger: use your brain

You: So you’re just some **** with an inflated ego

Stranger: no

Stranger: i never comlemented my self here

Stranger: im just putting you in your place

You: Trying to vent out your teenage drama into some chatroom

Stranger: you disgusting bumhole

You: AND HOW’S THAT WORKING OUT FO YA?

Stranger: your on this chatroom too

You: Yeah

You: I am

Stranger: talking to ME

Stranger: what a waist of time

Stranger: you could be discovering new things

You: i’m not gonna let some teenage woman's genitals tell me what I’m worth

Stranger: and makeing money

Stranger: i bet ur from england

Stranger: no one in america says woman's genitals

You: I’m sure not

Stranger: oh scotland

Stranger: their all bumholes

Stranger: too

You: You have been astronimically wrong about EVERY ****ING THING you have said so far

You: You need teoread people better.

You: gah

Stranger: i cant idiot

You: ****ing typos.

You: And yet you expected me to somehow magically know you were a girl?

You: Oh wow

Stranger: i cant read pple because of my genius disorder that makes it hard to read ppl

Stranger: i have aspergers

You: You have bum burgers?

Stranger: so dont tlk about my ppl skills

You: WAHAHAHA

You: that’s awesome

Stranger: if you were smart u’d know what aspergers syndrome was

Stranger: but ur not

You: I know exactly what it is

You: nd I’m ****ing loling

Stranger: no u dont

You: *and

Stranger: ur a **** up

You: You’re just on the high end of the autistic scale

Stranger: that gets his soccer mommy to help u with everyone

You: I ****ING MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY.

Stranger: everything*

Stranger: so what

Stranger: thatn why are u an bumhole

You: I know what bum burgers is

You: And that explains you perfectly

Stranger: and not an understanding mature phycologists

Stranger: hmmm?

Stranger: answer that

You: Losers believe that having Asperger’s Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and ****ty self-absorbed bull****, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of “higher than average levels of intelligence”.

Stranger: im not an bumhole asperger ppl dont judge ppl like nerotypicals do

You: So I can’t find it in myself to take you seriously.

Stranger: nerotypical (you) judge meanly

Stranger: not critically

You: I judge honestly

You: Wait wait

Stranger: you judge meanly

You: Coming from the woman's genitals who said:

Stranger: and horridly

Stranger: what the hell is with the word woman's genitals

Stranger: ur definatly european

You: Stranger: i bet your mommy pampers you like a baby

You: Come on and try it.

You: OH WAIT

You: YOU CAN’T

Stranger: does your mommy tell you your such a good little boy

Stranger: and does everything for you

Stranger: what was the point of that

You: And way to use a ****ing nationalist stereotype.

Stranger: woman's genitals

Stranger: is

Stranger: not

Stranger: used

Stranger: in

Stranger: america

You: Then why the **** am I american and saying woman's genitals, woman's genitals?

Stranger: is not a ****ing sterotype

Stranger: than ur a weird american

You: Because i’m different?

Stranger: i never heard that word

Stranger: untill i got on hear

You: coming from the **** with bum burgers?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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lulz.